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		<title>Wamu pimped out to JPMorgan Chase</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This sub-prime crisis shit is getting out of hand. The banks are loan sharks feeding on retarded people dumb enough to take a variable rate loan. Who the fuck would want a variable rate fucking loan. That&#8217;s like me letting you borrow 10 dollars and then telling you that you will pay me back whatever [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This sub-prime crisis shit is getting out of hand. The banks are loan sharks feeding on retarded people dumb enough to take a variable rate loan. Who the fuck would want a variable rate fucking loan. That&#8217;s like me letting you borrow 10 dollars and then telling you that you will pay me back whatever the fuck I want back. This is our retarded fucking community. The same stupid bitches that will buy a computer and make payments on a $500 machine for 4 fucking years. Come on. If you can&#8217;t afford it you just can&#8217;t afford it. Learn how to budget and save money instead of spending money long before you&#8217;ve earned it. Very bad debt.</p>
<p>I think people running on the bank when they get scared just put&#8217;s the nail in the coffin. Don&#8217;t worry your money is FDIC insured up to 100k, which I doubt most don&#8217;t have that much and if you did you would be a fucking complete moron to keep it all in one mattress.</p>
<p>Rest in peace Washington Mutual. Good luck JPMorgan Chase.</p>
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